A New Series: Quotes from Wife

"You don't need to poop every second. Why do you poop so much?"

This is what blogs are for

Just put together a little montage of the Lamoreauxs dancing skills:

Profundity

For the first post of the blog, I will share an annoyance that I am experiencing at this moment:

Eating a microwave Salisbury steak with a plastic spoon, as there were no forks.

The first part is microwave dinners are usually to be avoided. Second part is how surprised I was that eating a steak with a spoon is extremely unsatisfying. Note to self: never take forks for granted again.